Any person name the meals police.
Committing identification fraud towards chocolate chips.
You suppose that is chocolate chip? You’ve got by no means been extra tragically mistaken to your existence.
Trespassing in cinnamon bread.
This is private, delicious bread property. Get out.
Harassing peanut butter and celery.
Is this some kind of sick joke? You leave them alone!
Public ice cream intoxication.
Raisins, are you drunk right now? On rum?